Care Guide

Care Guide


The 100% body-safe silicone we use for our toys is strong. However, some “deeds” and practice may damage them. To help you keep them stay in the best condition for as long as possible, here are some pro tips we recommend you follow!

Please avoid putting your toy in a situation where it could be punctured, snipped, or cut! That’s right, keep it away from knives, daggers, lances, swords, and especially from your most jeweled possession, the “Great War Axe of Lord Erectus!" Don’t go all troll-ish on it and try to stretch them apart until it tears and snaps apart–right in the middle like that Orc did to the gnome in the tavern! Keep it away from any abrasive substances, so if you do journey to the lost sea dunes of Redradesh, clean it thoroughly before use–PLEASE!

Speaking of cleaning...

You could deep clean them in radioactive toxic slime, for sure any contaminant would be dissolved. But then again, so would your toy!

We recommend using warm water and a gentle non-perfumed soap or dish soap. There are some good toy cleaners out there, but be sure to do a spot test at the base under the toy.

Choosing to use lube or not is your choice, perhaps it depends on how much of a risk taker you are. But if you do, please stay away from silicone-based lubeswe recommend using quality water-based lube over any other alternative. You could use some Ice Troll spit, but that is hard to come by!

Look! We know there are other toy merchants out there–and we are not in any way saying their crafting skills aren’t maxed out or that their products are of inferior rarity level. Nevertheless, don’t let your toys touch other silicone toys, you may create a rift in the space-time continuum and tear apart the fabric of time itself... or damage the toys forever, whichever may come first. Your toy comes in a see-through bag, please use this bag to store our toys individually, and please store it away from any prolonged sun or UV exposure. When storing them take care not to place them in a way they would be compressed or bent out of their original shape. 

Now, for the Pro Goblin Tips!

As soon as the toy is removed from the bag, please clean it thoroughly, we clean our toys vigorously before sealing them in the bag. But just in case, give it a good scrub-a-dub-dub as instructed above!

When you've finished using your toy, it's fine to listen to your conquest praise your skills and stamina. But right after that, you should clean your gear (toy) thoroughly to avoid any bacteria or other unwanted substances to build up on it. You never know, when you'll need it for round two, or three!

We are not responsible for any damage caused to the toys once they leave the sacred enchanted bag they came in. You have been warned mortal...

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